did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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