you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
