great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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