how can u be prego again
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
