i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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