Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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