he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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