im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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