Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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