I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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