Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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