I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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