Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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