I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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