Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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