Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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