I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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