I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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