jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize