she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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