Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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