Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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