Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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