Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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