Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Fuck me I smell like cheese
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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