I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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