i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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