So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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