The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
It's shark week go big or go home
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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