it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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