It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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