I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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