check it out our google latitudes are spooning
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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