i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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