Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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