let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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