tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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