I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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