Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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