Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
