Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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