Sponge bath it is.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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