Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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