Just fell off a train. Bad.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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