Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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