I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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