I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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