is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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