Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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