I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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