why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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