Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Semen is not good for contacts.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My life is pants optional.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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