Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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